SERMONS!
BROTHER ID YIDDELI OF THE SACRED MONKS OF POKEY
WE NOW HAVE OBTAINED THREE MORE SLAVES FOR OUR PLANS OF WORLD DOMINATION WORHSIPPERS!!! WELCOME MISTEROO, STEVEN OLSEN, AND DEAR OLE' UNCLE PANCAKES!
BROTHER ID YIDDELI OF THE SACRED MONKS OF POKEY
JACKO IS NOW A FOLLOWER OF THE ORDER! I DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING FUNNY TO SAY!
BROTHER ID YIDDELI OF THE SACRED MONKS OF POKEY
THE ADVICE COLLUMN WAS UPDATED SOMETIME AGO! I DO NOT NOW WHEN BECAUSE BROTHER LIPBALM IS A JACKASS AND DOTH NOT NOTIFY WHEN HE DOTH UPDATE THE ADVICE COLLUMN! I SHALL REMOVE HIS EYES WITH A SPOON!
OR HE DID TELL ME AND I WAS TOO BUSY PLAYING WITH SHINY STUFF TO CARE! EITHER WAY, MY SPOON SHALL REMOVE AN EYE TONIGHT!!!
BROTHER ID YIDDELI OF THE SACRED MONKS OF POKEY
GET THOSE SANDWICHES FROM YOUR PIE HOLES AND LISTEN TO ME FOR I HATH COME YOU WITH GREAT NEWS! VIKTOR VON ANGRY HAS BEEN ANNOYED INTO FOLLOWING THE SACRED ORDEER! THE EXTRA 'E' IS FOR EXTRA ORDER!
BROTHER FRITZ LIPBALM OF THE SACRED MONKS OF POKEY
HELLO FRIENDS! WE ARE HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT AUGUSTINE OVALTINE IS NOW A WORSHIPPER OF POKEY! HOORAY!
ALSO, DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE!!!
JOIN THE ORDER! MAIL BROTHER
YIDDELI AT MUNKEE@KC.RR.COM
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